The Binary Scale Theory

How many times have you been discussing the looks of a girl with your friends when your friends get into a disagreement on whether the girl is a 5 or a 6, or whether or not a hot girl is a “10?” This is simply a waste of your time and you need to reassess the way that you judge females.
When I returned from studying abroad, I lived with one of my good friends, we’ll call him Don. I re-entered the frame at my college in the shape of a constantly drunk college junior who had just gotten over a 3 month binge overseas. In order to help me get reacquainted with judging American girls, Don told me about the binary scale. Using the binary scale erases all of those grey areas by getting down to the root of what really matters; would you or wouldn’t you sleep with the girl in question?  If the answer is “no,” then the girl is a 0. If the answer is yes the girl is a 1. End of discussion. Trying to figure out if a girl is a 6 or a 7 is a waste of time if you’ve already acknowledged that she is a 1.

Side note: One of the most important things to mention is that the binary scale can absolutely move and is in no way, shape, or form a concrete scale.  The binary scale typically starts to become more lenient as you consume more and more alcohol, ending up in a very forgiving scale by the end of the night. If you are unsure about if a girl is a 1 you are in luck! .5 rounds up to 1 every time so you will not have to worry about it.
It is also very very important so remember that .4’s try the hardest. They will work very hard to get your attention and do some acts that more self-respecting girls would never do to get you to think they are a 1. However, at the end of the day remember that they are not a 1, unless you are drunk and then anything is possible.
Use this scale as your north star to help you navigate the stormy seas of bars and house parties. I guarantee you that you will be satisfied with the results.

11 thoughts on “The Binary Scale Theory

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  5. haha i am amused by your blog, and i have never heard of the binary scale, is this something you and your friends created? also, your friend sarah is super funny!

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