Due to the fact that New Year’s Eve is right around the corner I figured it would be a good time to remind everyone of one of my greatest failures. Cheers and Happy New Year! -R

Can I Get Ur Number?

This past year for new years eve my friends and I decided to go to an upscale bar downtown. Paid $90 before realizing that it didn’t include any drinks…clearly a great call. Around this time I had been talking to this girl Annie who was a friend of a friend. She had a reputation of being prude-ish so, as I typically do, I tried to target her in hopes of “breaking her out of her shell.” While countless experiences would have led any normal individual to realize that this rarely ever works, I decided to press onward. At this point we had danced together once, never have kissed, and several of my friends have already advised me to not waste my time with her.

A little advice for anyone who is not retarded, trying to take a girl in that situation and get with her on one of the drunkest…

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