I have never claimed to be good at texting…. remember this post?? Or how about the Hot Mattress Salesman one? I felt the need to share a few of the funny/embarrassing texts I’ve sent/received recently(ish) that are blog worthy. Enjoy!
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally sent a text to the person I was texting about. Here is an unfortunate example, I meant to text Ryan and instead…. well, see for yourself I was so embarrassed I just did the mature thing and didn’t respond… or leave my apartment for three days… nbd.
Texting with my summer interest (we still hangout on occasion but not blog-worthy) after I had asked him to be my +1 for our work Christmas party and he denied me…. (I was already pretty tipsy so give me a bit of a break here…) ….. conversation continued the next day (edited because he referred to himself in third person (weird) and I don’t want to give up his name)….
Here’s the time when I was in bed sick for two days before I heard anything from him (Ryan has taken Toga Teddy’s side on just about everything but confirmed this was grounds for dismissal). Here is his attempt to redeem himself:To his credit… I didn’t explicitly say I felt like shit… but this is the next text I got… please note the timestamp:MORE THAN 8 HOURS LATER AND YOU’RE TELLING ME ABOUT A STOOL!?!?!?!?! WHERE’S MY FUCKING SOUP!??!?! (#soooooooup)I give up.
He left for a ski trip and texted me more that weekend than he had in two weeks combinedI’m sorry… no. No pictures of feet. No pictures of broken toenails. I was just texting him because I didn’t respond to his other texts and felt bad. And if you’re wondering, yes I am going to make you endure this, because I had to!
So that’s the latest!! You should definitely be looking forward to a post about my Christmas Eve Eve… more on that later 🙂
HAPPY NEW YEAR